Bragging about the number of women you’ve slept with doesn’t mean anything if you haven’t given any of them orgasms. If she isn’t calling and texting you first, if she isn’t referring her friends to you, if she doesn’t cancel dick appointments when you call with better dick, and if a woman has never flown you places and paid your rent because she needs the orgasms you provide, you’ve done nothing special and your dick is not as good as you think it is.
And it’s not even just about dick. A lot of women know their bodies and can have an orgasm with anyone. YOU weren’t necessary and you’re replaceable. But if you have poor hygiene and can’t hold a conversation, nothing you do will be able to take her mind off the fact that you smell like hot ass and spent the entire night checking your Twitter mentions.
If she said she had an orgasm, she lied to you. She lied because you’re the type to question why a woman would be with a woman over a man, oblivious to the fact that fingers and tongue will snatch a soul just as effectively as a dick, if not more. She lied because you think fingering is “childish” and your idea of foreplay is asking her for head before thrusting your phallus inside her and jackhammering for fifteen minutes. She lied because you think toys are replacing men and don’t understand how you can use them on her to put her to sleep without even pulling your dick out.
Women lie to protect your ego and because you aren’t worth trying to teach.