I’ve been thinking of letting myself die through starvation because eating involves swallowing.
People swallow when they suck dick.
So eating is gay and I don’t want people thinking I’m a gay.
But gay people also die so dying is gay too and I can’t say “no homo” when I’m dead so how are people going to know I hetero-died and not homo-died?
I guess I’ll say no homo every 15.7 seconds because that’s how often I think about someone thinking that I might be thinking about gay sex and thinking about people thinking that I’m thinking about gay sex is still kinda thinking about gay sex so that’s gay and…
This is how stupid y’all sound…
Note: Milverton Saint isn’t gay but he does exfoliate and stand close to other men. No homo.